In the future

Everyone will be forced by the government to have at least one gay marriage. I am not making this stuff up.

What should I do?

Blogger has not been flagging this blog as one of it's best blogs. Oh, shit, I gotta go. (Lunch.)

The Worst Thing About Work

Not knowing where your next meal is coming from.

Uh-oh.

I think someone in my office is going to get divorced.

Topical

Here is what Don Imus must have said when he heard he was being fired for being a racist (also, he is at a diner):

"Give me some coffee, sweetheart, and make it nappy-headed."

Everyone else: "IMUS!!!"




Correction: Yesterday I said that the guys who hand out free N.Y. Posts are clearly District Court judges, but I meant Circuit Court judges. They clearly are judges in Circuit Courts.

Free NY Post

What is with the guys who hand out free New York Posts? It is clear to everyone that these are district court judges, so what do they get out of it? Am I MISSING something?

Kids Laughing At Me

Some people were laughing at me today, I think because I was reading the Metro. Here's a question: when you take a Metro from a guy, and another guy then tries to give you an AM New York, what is that second guy thinking? "Here, you don't look like you have enough of that to read, why don't you take two of that, only somehow worse." Is that what you are thinking AM New York guy? Or are you thinking, "It is my job to get rid of these papers. I don't care about how much this asshole, or any asshole, wants to read."

Bed Head

There is a guy in the office with bed head. I think I might have to tell the boss about this.

No Allman Bros. Today

There are no Allman Brothers contests going on today.

Allman Brothers

I'm pretty sure there is an Allman Brothers concert going on outside my office. Wait...wait...there is.