New Neighbors

That guy Jack Johnson, the singer, just started working here. I guess his singing isn't paying the bills anymore, so he just got a regular day job. He seems nice enough, but on Tuesday he wore sandals to work. It was pretty inappropriate for the office, but no one gave him a hard time, since it's pretty clear his hopes and dreams are in the shitter. I mean, it would be great to have the luxury to just go sing all the time and whatever, but most of us have kids to feed and put through college. Good luck, new guy, you're gonna need it.