Phone

I wish crazy people would stop calling me all day.

The Fax Machine Here is Great

I just received a good number of faxes, of standard quality. You could fax a golf ball through a hose on this baby. I'll keep you posted.

Attn: Bums

This blog is not for you!

Work is Too Hard Today

Work is much too hard today. I think I'll quit and start a new job tomorrow.