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Here is what Don Imus must have said when he heard he was being fired for being a racist (also, he is at a diner):

"Give me some coffee, sweetheart, and make it nappy-headed."

Everyone else: "IMUS!!!"




Correction: Yesterday I said that the guys who hand out free N.Y. Posts are clearly District Court judges, but I meant Circuit Court judges. They clearly are judges in Circuit Courts.